No, we’re not kidding. Just a day before Sony is scheduled to launch the PlayStation 4 and more than a week before Microsoft launches the Xbox OneSouth Park — you know, those charming darlings who created episodes comparing Apple fans to participants in The Human Centipede and creating such yuletide giants as Mr. Hanky Poo the Christmas Poo — has created a special episode specifically for the launch of the next-generation of gaming and entertainment.

The show aired this past Wednesday, and it pretty much depicts a holy war in which one core audience of gamers splits away from another after discovering that the other members of the gang want to line up for Xbox Ones instead of PlayStation 4s.

Clearly, hilarity ensues.